Days Inn, Victoria British Columbia

 An abnormal number of pleases - perhaps this is the expected number:

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Not particularly fond of "Dear Valued Guests"  -- like they would ever have a non-valued guest -- at least not one they would admit to.

2024.09

Noted the camera did not expose the white sheet of paper well -- which is my fault. In the heat of the moment, my photography skills lapsed.  Read about how this white-sheet-turns-gray here: http://imageliner.blogspot.com/2011/11/using-18-grey-card.html

Kindly vs Please

 A friend of mine, noting that I will almost always edit-out a 'please,' told me he changed to the word "kindly."  My reaction was swift:  "Stop it.  That is worse."

Ice Warning

 "Ice" Warning, in August, at a Jack-in-the-Box fast food joint in North America.  Could this be any wordier? Guess who has a lawyer?

 

A few small edits would improve the sign. You could probably sue anyway, on the grounds the sign was unreadable.